Allow me to tell you a short story. This tale is based on a true story. Names, however, have been changed to protect the privacy of those involved. It begins... Once upon a time (I always wanted to write that!) a friend of mine purchased a new pup. Let This puppy not only had it an explosion of Pups-R-Us. Toys of every con- ceivable size and shape were strewn all through the house. The toy box was upchucking stuffed animals, there were so many. The puppy was content. About four months later (Dobe is now 6 months old,) I had occasion to meet up with this friend. Let "Well..." she hemmed, crinkling her nose. "All right, I guess." "What?" I asked, somewhat surprised. "Is she not living up to your expectations?" I "Yes and no." She looked away. "The truth is, Catherine, I I chuckled. "Puppies certainly are demanding. There Unfortunately I had to run and couldn I Another month passed before I met up with Al- ice again. She seemed a bit...dejected. "Can I bring Rose over?" she asked. "I need some ad- vice." Seven month old Rose bounded into my yard and immediately took off to explore, barely ac- knowledging my presence. "Rose!" Alice called. "Rose, here!" Rose ran fur- ther afield. "Rose," Alice called again. And again. Then again. "This is what she does, Catherine." Alice gave me a hapless, pleading look. Just then Rose came racing by in full throttle, side-swiping Alice before zooming away again. "It Rose raced over to Alice fuzzy toy. She raced away, flinging it about as she ran. "And yesterday she curled a lip at Pete. Pete was only making a sandwich." Pete is Al- ice Rose was back in the training bag. The original fuzzy toy was abandoned over by the fence line. She took out a furry ball and galloped off. "It delinquent Doberman. "What?" Alice leaned towards me. "For heaven perated. "She |